Watching the Rangers' famous 'Boomstick' hot dog get made will make you want to move to Texas
You know about the Boomstick. How could you not? The legend of the Rangers' famous hot dog, named after Nelson Cruz, is great and dramatic, just like the thing itself. It's two feet long, costs $26 and can feed you, your friends and every army on "Game of Thrones."
And now, you can see how it's made. Watch this ballpark chef cradle it like a baby and swaddle it in chili, cheese and onions:
Doesn't it look so -- (ed. note: writer departed mid-sentence, salivating and rambling incoherently about plane tickets to Texas).