This Astros fan's mustache is at least three times as wide as his face

The Astros slugged their way to an 11-7 win over Baltimore on Wednesday -- Houston combined for six home runs. We're not saying that having this guy in the stands had anything to do with it ... but we're not ruling it out.

His name is Valentin Jalomo, and his facial hair is better than yours.

-- Molly Fitzpatrick / MLB.com