Hello, Canada! Troy Tulowitzki hits monster home run in Blue Jays debut

You may have heard that Troy Tulowitzki was traded from the Rockies to the Blue Jays this week. We even gave him a guide on how to enjoy his new home north of the border. But instead of gorging on poutine or growing a mullet, Tulo, who was making his debut against the Phillies on Wednesday night, figured the best way to fit in would be to do as his other teammates do -- destroy baseballs into the far reaches of Rogers Centre:

It was a two-run shot giving his team a 2-0 lead in the third inning.

We hate to jump the gun (actually, we really don't care), but it's time for Drake to create a new diss track referencing Toronto's new shortstop. Either "If you're reading this it's Tulo" or "Hold on, Tulo's hitting a home run" will work.