Either Bryce Harper couldn't break his bat, or he really loves doing squats
After coming off the disabled list on June 30th, it would be understandable if Harper was a little rusty. After all, if I go a few days without eating a burrito, I struggle to properly digest the beast. It's a hard life, I know.
After striking out on Sunday, the Nats outfielder tried to break his bat. But because he was a little out of practice, Harper had some trouble:
Either that or this is was a baseball bat forged in the fires of Mount Doom and Harper was testing it for authenticity, much the way you would a wooden nickel. And because this bat passed the test, it shall be set aside and used in humankind's ongoing battle against evil.