Watch the Giants players do their best Madison Bumgarner impressions

After their World Series victory in 2012, the Giants impersonated that mad-eyed screamer, Hunter Pence: 

Following the every-other-year/Taylor Swift release rule, the Giants were once again raising the trophy at the end of October. For this year's upcoming World Series film, the team targeted their ace and series MVP, Madison Bumgarner. 

Turns out that there are three important things to know about the left-hander: 

1. He's an expert snot rocketer

2. He has the kind of silky, shiny and voluminous hair that shampoo commercials can only dream of. 

3. He's basically baseball's John Wayne. 

And if you've ever doubted Pence's narrative talents, just wait until you hear the tale of Bumgarner, the snake and the baby rabbits. You'll laugh, you'll cry and maybe, just maybe, you'll even learn a little about yourself along the way.