Horse named Yogi Berra beats horse named Chelios at Tampa Bay Downs
Racehorse named Yogi Berra beats horse named Chelios
Last week, Larry Fitzgerald tweeted a photo of himself playing high school basketball against Joe Mauer, leading us to speculate about other inter-sport athletic competitions. However, we somehow ignored the most important question - who would win in a race, Yogi Berra or Hockey Hall of Famer Chris Chelios? (We were all wondering about that, right?)
Luckily, we don't have to imagine the results. As you may recall, Jessica Steinbrenner owns a racehorse called Yogi Berra:
#9 Yogi Berra pic.twitter.com/uo3uPW8Jij
- Tampa Bay Downs (@TampaBayDownsFL) December 21, 2014
And on Sunday at the Tampa Bay Downs, this horse was among his competitors:
#5 Chelios pic.twitter.com/ypeCJYt3UU
- Tampa Bay Downs (@TampaBayDownsFL) December 21, 2014
So who came out on top? Yogi, of course. He even beat an entire region of France and one of Seal's many clones:
There he is, Yogi the Horse. #Yankees pic.twitter.com/2l7kikX8PP
- Lindsay Berra (@lindsayberra) December 21, 2014
The real Yogi was quite pleased:
Yogi watching Yogi Berra the Horse win again @TampaBayDownsFL! 2-0. Wahoo! #Yankees pic.twitter.com/WQoizPzWeb
- Lindsay Berra (@lindsayberra) December 21, 2014
And we can all sleep better at night, knowing this ancient question has finally been answered.