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You don't have to go to work on Opening Day because the Brewers wrote you an excuse note

The Brewers wrote you an excuse note for Opening Day

That giddiness you feel creeping up your spine, through the back of your mind and making camp on the front of your cerebrum, is thanks to the fact that the greatest day of the calendar year is less than a week away: Opening Day.

You might find it hard to harbor such excitement with the Bill Lumberghs of the world refusing to wrap their minds around the concept of "work hard, play hard."

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That's where the Brewers come in.

The Brewers are aiming to help fans achieve a healthy equilibrium between their work lives and their baseball lives. See, the team recognizes the plight of the employee who has to miss Opening Day due to professional obligations ... which is why they've written you an excuse note.

If that doesn't work, you could always lick your palms or have your mom call and say you're not feeling well. 

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