You haven't experienced the Home Run Derby until you've heard Adam Jones' live commentary

Sure, we could tell you why you need to watch this video, but it'd be easier to let Adam Jones speak for himself.

• "Chicks dig the long balls."
• "That's 412 feet!"
• "Hey, Cano! I'mma tell your dad to drill you." (Too real?)
• "Mom is sitting somewhere here tomorrow. That woman's crazy. Yeah, my mom's real crazy."
• "That's 412 feet also!"
• To Chris Davis: "Smoke that truck. See how many times you can hit that thing. I'll drive it."

And that's only the beginning.

-- Molly Fitzpatrick / MLB.com