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Zack Greinke's new portrait has been seen throughout history

Zack Greinke's new portrait is a piece of history

With his hair wild and untamed and eyes staring straight to your soul, Zack Greinke recently took one of the greatest photo day portraits of all-time. As it turns out, it's also a perfect fit for fully grown-up Mason from "Boyhood:"

Even more shocking is the number of other places we have seen Greinke's photo. Someone get Dan Brown on the line because this is a mystery only Robert Langdon can solve. 

We've seen Greinke in 19th century portraits, unable to smile because of the long exposure times: 

Greinke

He's been spotted starring in the seminal 1980s film "Conan: The Barbarian"

Greinke

He is used in stock photo-filled brochures:

Stock

And is set to star as Ron Swanson in the stage adaptation of "Parks and Recreation:"

Swanson

Of course, he may be best known for his star turn in "Ghostbusters 2:"

Ghostbusters

Look through history and you'll see Greinke's portrait everywhere you turn. Is this simply a a trick of the eye, like the blue and black dress, or is this part of something larger and more cosmic? Unfortunately, we just don't have the answer yet. 

(h/t Eye on Baseball

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