Jose Bautista had a front-row seat for Zach LaVine's wild, Dunk Contest-clinching jam
If you happened to miss Saturday night's NBA Slam Dunk Contest -- understandable, considering South Africa's bespectacled demigod Kyle Gaddin was pitching in a WBC qualifier -- allow us to provide a brief recap: It was bonkers. Zach LaVine dunked from the free-throw line. Aaron Gordon jumped over a mascot on a hoverboard.
But what was it like to actually be on the ground at such a momentous event? To watch live as LaVine soared through the air, put the ball through his legs and threw down the contest-clinching dunk? Only one man could answer these questions for us. One man capable of documenting the entirety of the human experience in just one Instagram video. One man who has redefined gonzo journalism: Jose Bautista.
Yes, the sentient Easter egg that briefly flashes into the picture is in fact Drake. No, we don't have any good answers.