So John Calipari, Jason Garrett and Tommy Lasorda walk into a suite at Yankee Stadium ...

Thursday's Mariners-Yankees game provided plenty of star power, from Luis Severino and James Paxton to Aaron Judge and Nelson Cruz. The real fireworks, however, came off the field:

Brian Cashman and Randy Levine are Yankees executives, so obviously they'd be in a Yankee Stadium suite for the game. John Calipari is in New York to watch several Kentucky players be selected in the NBA Draft on Thursday night. Tommy Lasorda is MLB's goodwill ambassador, so frankly we just assume he's around wherever there's baseball to be played.
As for Jason Garrett, though, your guess is as good as ours -- maybe he's pulling a reverse Chris Christie?