Adrian Beltre's teammates are still touching his head and it's still hilarious
Years from now (hopefully 50 or so), when Adrian Beltre finally hangs up his spikes and enters through the doors of Cooperstown, he'll be remembered for many things. His defense, his power, his longevity and his soon-to-be 3,000 hits. But mostly, we'll remember him for his absolute revulsion for getting touched atop his head:
Never stop, Adrian.