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Attention, Braves fans: Prepare for the Bartolo Colon Experience with this movie trailer

during their game at Citi Field on April 10, 2016 in New York City. (Al Bello)

Bartolo Colon is more than just a baseball player. He's a peacemaker, he's a friend to those in need, he's an anti-aging miracle of modern science:

His life is a movie that we never want to end. So now, with his Braves' debut just a few months away (sorry, Noah Syndergaard ), we've created a trailer to get Georgia, the country and pretty much the entire world ready for Bartlanta. Be prepared for wins, get your gloves out for dingers, rub your bellies with glee and watch the trailer below: