Photo of the Day: Fox Mulder's knobby knees
(Ron Galella, Ltd.)
I want to believe ... that David Duchovny showed up to MTV's 1994 Rock 'N Jock Softball Kit N Kaboodle (or whatever it was called), blasted a home run over the fence and, as the ball was soaring, watched it disappear into the ether.
Which would explain why there's no video footage of the event on the Internet -- it's all a massive government conspiracy, orchestrated by someone like the Cigarette Smoking Man. The reason why this photo is allowed to exist was solely to discredit Mulder's hard work on the X-Files. After all, you might believe a man talking about aliens, but would you believe a man talking about aliens in shorts?