There's a new Planet of the Apes movie and it stars this soda drinking baseball fan
First we had Charlton Heston, falling to his knees in front of the Statue of Liberty. Then there were monkeys praying to a nuclear bomb. Most recently, we had the raddest part yet with monkeys riding horses and shooting machine guns.
Which means we've reached the only logical conclusion to the Planet of the Apes series: Guy watching Angels-White Sox on a Wednesday afternoon.
Huh, lacks a little of the action of the previous installments, but I'd still watch it.