Baltimore restaurant offers Yoenis Cespedes a lifetime supply of crab if he signs with the O's
Winning the Hot Stove season involves much more than on-field concerns. Sure, a team can offer more money or sell free agents on its ability to contend, but it's the little things that make all the difference -- the personal touches that speak to each individual player.
So, with that in mind, how might the Orioles lure Yoenis Cespedes? A 5-year, $90-million deal can't hurt, but what are his likes? His dislikes? His culinary preferences? As it turns out, the answer to basically all of the above is seafood:
Seafood feast! Last night the team enjoyed some of the local flavor. #Mets pic.twitter.com/1GvnBhTj2m
— New York Mets (@Mets) August 19, 2015
And, Baltimore being the crab cake capital of the country and all, a local restaurant saw an opportunity to join the sales pitch:
Believe the hype, @ynscspds. New York's pizza has NOTHING on our crabcakes. Free for life if you sign with @Orioles! pic.twitter.com/GFH7nymwpm
— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) January 15, 2016
Free Steamed Crabs for life as well, @ynscspds - sign on the dotted line. Go @Orioles! pic.twitter.com/odUPDpaFJj
— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) January 15, 2016
Not content with merely luring outfielders with their delicious seafood, though, the Jimmy's Seafood Twitter account wouldn't stop until they had declared war against the very essence of New York -- the slice of pizza:
No way Jose! 🦀 > 🍕 https://t.co/Loy8u2Z4Gr
— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) January 16, 2016
At this point, former Oriole and current free agent Chris Davis is probably feeling a little jealous -- all he got were some free crabcakes.
Dear @CrushD19,
— Jimmy's Famous Seafood (@JimmysSeafood) December 10, 2015
Please come back to the @Orioles. If you do, free #crabcakes for life. And ur kids. And their kids. pic.twitter.com/XHLr8Swa35