Did Charlie Blackmon really say "I've got to look out for this real spooky bus driver's face, because I don't know where he is," when he was mic'd up during the All-Star Game? Probably not. Does Matt Kemp really yell in the dugout about how much he hates cats? It's unlikely. Is there actually gluten in Mookie Betts' glove? Who knows. The important thing is not what all these players were actually saying, it's what they could have been saying.