Tell us who wins these crazy hypothetical trades

The Trade Deadline is rapidly approaching and with it comes a tsunami of crazy trade rumors. Will Bryce Harper get traded to the A's? Probably not, but that doesn't mean we can't think up some hilariously insane trade proposals of our own.
We've put together 10 outrageous hypothetical Deadline deals and we want you to play general manager and tell us which teams would come away victorious.