Tyler Saladino shaved his mustache and our hearts are now as empty as his upper lip
And when in the White Sox black jerseys, he was one top hat away from being Snidely Whiplash:
Unfortunately, before Friday's 3-1 loss against the Rays, it was revealed that Saladino had shorn the 'stache, clipped the caterpillar and punted the pushbroom. The mustache was gone.
ICYMI: pic.twitter.com/ete6zeslMx— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) September 1, 2017
We can only hope that Saladino is focused on next season and is following the old myth that when you shave, your facial hair grows in even stronger. Crossing fingers.