Giancarlo Stanton is like every Little Leaguer and dances while standing in the outfield
Remember when you were a Little Leaguer and you found yourself stationed in the outfield? Given the lack of balls hit in your direction, there was no choice but to sing, dance, and create sprawling narratives about the bees that were landing on the dandelions in front of you.
Turns out, Giancarlo Stanton does the same thing -- though we can only infer the kind of narratives he's dreaming up.
I'm starting to think Giancarlo Stanton is simply a 12-year-old that found a magic orb that turned him into a home run-mashing monster.