Andrew Cashner unleashed a terrific touch-pass with his foot to get the out
In nine years playing in the big leagues,
It's because the theoretical gold doesn't exist in that lifeless hunk of leather sitting on his hand. It exists, my friends, on the bottom of his spikes:
Look at that no-look touch-pass. Put this man on D.C. United. He could be the next Alexi Lalas!
Matt Monagan writes at night for Cut4. In his spare time, he travels and searches Twitter for Wily Mo Pena news.