Don't worry, the owner of the world's greatest mustache is still an Astros fan
When you've got a good thing going, why change it? We assume that's the attitude of notable Astros fan Valentin Jalomo. You may not remember his name, but we're pretty sure you remember his face:
Yes, Jalomo is the fan we first pointed out to you three years ago, marveling at his incredibly impressive facial hair. You'll be glad to know he still has it -- he was at Houston's 6-0 victory over the A's on Monday -- and he knows you think his mustache is cool, but he has things to do:
After all, what else do you expect from a man who hands out business cards like these?
Valentin, we do need advice: How can we grow up to be as cool as you?