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Jose Abreu attempted to hit a home run in ping pong ... but that's not how ping pong works

(Charles Rex Arbogast)

José Abreu hits home runs. That's just what he likes to do. He has 91 total over his first three seasons -- averaging 32 per 162 games. White Sox fans love it. Hawk Harrelson greatly enjoys them:

So, you can't really blame Abreu for trying to hit a home run during a White Sox ping pong event on Thursday night. He can't help himself.

Style points? 100. Real, actual ping pong points? Zero.