Trying to break a slump, Josh Donaldson used Nolan Arenado's bat ... and he homered
In the month of August entering Thursday,
That's great and all, but c'mon, Josh -- do you really think using somebody else's bat is gonna work? What are the chances? How much can a different cut of wood really help? Is it a different cut of wood? How many homers can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchu -- Oh.
That was a great idea, Josh. A Statcast™-measured 453-foot good idea. Hopefully you have time to write a nice thank-you card to Nolan after the game.