Juan Uribe tried to share a fan's hot dog between innings
For children in the '80s and '90s there was a constant simmering fear of an unholy evil that couldn't be stopped. Of a bogeyman who would only show up during burger time. I speak, of course, of the Hamburglar, that scourge of society who pilfered burgers from hardworking innocents.
But then one day he disappeared. We thought it safe to snack again.
Enter Juan Uribe during The Indians' 7-1 loss to the Mariners on Tuesday:
There may be no Hamburglar, but there's a new Hot Dog Hornswaggler, Sausage Snatcher and Frankfurter Plunderer on the loose. Watch out for your food.