Lorenzo Cain took a monster swing and ended up flat on his stomach in the dirt
Cain was so disappointed that he decided to cancel the rest of the at-bat, and the game, and just go to sleep right there on home plate:
What might've looked like an embarrassing tumble to the dirt after a monster swing was actually just Cain getting ready to say goodnight. It was totally intentional.
See? Time for bed:
Just kidding, that's not what happened. What actually happened ...
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He just wanted a moment to practice his rippin' guitar solo: