Miguel Cabrera figured out an ideal way to avoid future ejections
When you're as good of a hitter as
Cabrera had already played a full game on Saturday before the second half of the Tigers' doubleheader against the Twins. He wasn't happy about some of the calls and let the umpires know about it, leading to his 10th career ejection in the first inning of the Tigers' loss in Game 2.
Perhaps looking to avoid such issues in the future, Cabrera donned a new look during the Tigers' game on Monday against the Astros. The umpiring crew wouldn't be hearing anything from him -- his lips were sealed.
Your "inspirational" caption on IG: When you talk, you repeat what you already know; when you listen, you often learn something.— Detroit Tigers (@tigers) May 14, 2019
We admire Miggy's commitment to self-control ... and perhaps his dedication to facial care in the dugout at the same time:
Giving yourself a wax in the dugout?— Cut4 (@Cut4) May 14, 2019
Weird, but alright. pic.twitter.com/s0oOloYcnb
Hey, it's important to watch your complexion. Miggy has to look stylish.
Andrew Mearns is a writer for Cut4 whose baseball obsession was born from the shattered dreams of Mike Mussina's perfect game attempt in 2001. He has a startling memory of World Series highlights that barely functions as a party trick.