The Rangers celebrated Bartolo Colon's 45th birthday by smashing his face into a cake
Unless you were off the internet today (what else is there to do? what do you do?), you probably knew it was
Hopefully Bart got to eat some of it, too. According to MLB.com's T.R. Sullivan, his teammates had been planning the surprise all along. A couple of them talked to Sullivan about whether they could last as long in the big leagues.
"I don't think I would be able to move,"
"It's hard to think about,"