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This lineup only features players whose names fated them to a baseball career

There are some who believe that your name determines your destiny. It seems impossible to be true ... but then, consider all the baseball players with oddly specific baseball names. 
So, what would a full lineup of these players look like? Glad you asked. 
P: Early Wynn

What better way to start your day than by waking up early and getting the win? Wynn did this well, picking up 300 victories and earning election to the Hall of Fame in 1972. 
He later opened the Early Wynn Steakhouse and Bowling Lanes. Sadly that amazing combination is no longer open.
RP: Josh Outman

What's more important from your relief pitcher than getting outs? Exactly. Even better, his stirrups make him a team fashion leader. 
Closer: Grant Balfour

There's nothing that gets the heart rate up higher than a closer that hands out walks, so the Australian Balfour is the perfect choice for us. 
C: Matt Batts

Sadly, despite the name, Batts finished his career with just 26 home runs and a .391 OBP. Wondering why Johnny Bench isn't starting in this spot? Look no further than the name: He's sitting on the bench. 
1B: Prince Fielder

Batts couldn't hit and Fielder, well, he was OK with the glove, but he was really known for his dingers. Why do you think he started batting to the sound of a siren while in Texas
2B: Homer Bush
What do you want to see from a player named Homer? A how-to on bunting, of course: 

SS: Cleatus Davidson

Davidson may have only laced up his cleats 22 times for the Twins in 1999, but he loved baseball enough to keep playing in the indy leagues through 2008. 
3B: Pete Coachman

What do you call a superhero that has been bitten by a radioactive hitting coach? Exactly: Coach-man. 
LF: Ed Gnadinger
Gnadinger (who I assume pronounced his name as Gonna Dinger) did hit a few dingers -- smashing at least four in 3000 Minor League plate appearances -- but it wasn't enough for him to ever get a chance to do it at the Major League level. 
CF: Jigger Statz

Far before the sabermetric revolution made statistics cool, there was Jigger Statz. Despite the name though, advanced metrics aren't a fan. His career wRC+ was a below-average 88. 
RF: Jim Greengrass

What's the first thing you notice when you're at a ballpark? Just how green the grass is. Makes you wonder if Jim ever considered a career in groundskeeping. 
And a few players that failed to make the cut: Jim Walkup, Herb Score, Ben Catchings, Ryan Minor, Fildex Perfecto. Any that would have made your lineup? Let us know in the comments. 

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