The Yankees' Triple-A team will give away some incredible Greg Bird bobbleheads this year
Answer us a simple question: Where do birds come from?
Yes, eggs. They hatch from eggs.
But wait, another, much more complicated question: Where does GREG Bird come from?
Well, he came from the Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders, who also believe he hatched from an egg:
Although the Yankees first baseman will miss this season due to injury, you can go to Scranton's game on June 3 and take one of these fantastic bobbleheads home with you. You can even call him "Egg Bird" if you like. We don't care. Just please get one for us.