Who will take the ever-important title of Hair of the Postseason?
Why does one watch baseball? For the hair, of course. Come October, when the lights shine brightest, so too does the best-kept hair. You know, like when you watch a shampoo commercial and you think, "How in God's name is hair so darn reflective?"
So, barring any new styles that players plan on unveiling for prime time -- or removing, like Javy Baez who shaved off his braids -- here are our contenders:
Ramirez won this award last year (though there was no official vote -- everyone just kind of knew), and it appears that he's set on collecting again. This was what the breakout slugger tweeted after the Indians clinched the NL Central:
Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Romanian and Catalan are considered the major "Romance languages." That needs to be amended to include Rendon's hair.
Clevinger may have been sent to the bullpen for the postseason, but that's okay. It gives him more time to rehearse with his Deep Purple cover band, Peep Durple.
Did you know that if you flip Turner's head hair and beard hair, you unlock the secrets of the universe?
Ramirez's hair is so strong, he could simply forget the bat at the plate and just whip his glorious braids.
There are two things that can defy gravity: NASA rockets and Gurriel's otherworldly locks.