Come one, come all and watch powerful human Mike Napoli hit 5 homers in 5 straight games

You may have seen Mike Napoli's confused moonshot home run on Tuesday and been like, "Wow, a man with such a beautiful beard and immense power should be doing this every single day."

The thing is, he has been. That was his fourth homer in four games, and during the Indians' 13-5 loss to the Twins on Wednesday, he hit his fifth in five games. He now has 27 on the season.

So, basically, that's a Party of 5 at Napoli's. Somebody tell Neve Campbell! Anyway, watch all five dingers in the main clip and we dare you to say this giant dinger-crushing man can't surpass Ken Griffey Jr.'s record by the end of the weekend.