Alex Presley found himself in the path of the Racing Sausages and somehow escaped
Just pretend you're Alex Presley during the Mets' 5-2 win over the Brewers on Thursday night. You're not even in the lineup, but then you get called on to pinch-hit in the sixth inning. You walk out to the on-deck circle, trying to get a few practice swings in before you have to try to solve the masterful wonder that is Bartolo Colon. Suddenly, SAUSAGES!
You have survived this night of giant racing mascots, Alex Presley, but not all players have been so lucky.