Archie Bradley wants to be invited to Archie's first birthday party
The world was buzzing on Monday morning about the birth of a new member of the British royal family. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry welcomed a son, who they announced on Wednesday would be named Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor.
Everyone seemed to have thoughts about the young baby's name, but one person who definitely loved it -- for fairly obvious reasons -- was
LET’S GO! Young Archie Harrison Mountbatten-Windsor!!! Young man with a strong name and by looks of of the price, will have strong 💪🏼 beard game!! Congrats @RoyalFamily on the blessing! I’ll be looking out for invite to the 1st Bday Party! 😂 #LetsGo https://t.co/IesUJiqKo1— Archie Bradley (@ArchieBradley7) May 8, 2019
Laugh all you want, but I think that Bradley would make a delightful guest at any royal gathering.
Think about it. He has style:
He's great with kids.
He's considerate of others.
And he knows how to warm up a crowd.
The celebrities love him already ...
🥰KATY😍 https://t.co/t5XsdpbkTi— Archie Bradley (@ArchieBradley7) May 8, 2019
CHRISTINE!!!!!!!! https://t.co/TMT0du2X9P— Archie Bradley (@ArchieBradley7) May 8, 2019
... at least I think so, anyway.
Give him a chance, Harry and Meghan. What's the worst that could happen?
Andrew Mearns is a writer for Cut4 whose baseball obsession was born from the shattered dreams of Mike Mussina's perfect game attempt in 2001. He has a startling memory of World Series highlights that barely functions as a party trick.