A chihuahua may have controlled this bizarre first pitch with its mind, may also control the world
Who controls this world we live in? Is it us? Is it nature itself? Are we at the whim of giant aliens playing marbles in the outer-reaches of space?!
No, we are all just puppets of this tiny chihuahua that manipulated a ceremonial first pitch before Wednesday's Rockies-D-backs game. LOOK AT THE PAWS. Just spinning that poor man around and around.
Now give it to me for a kiss before you throw it, silly human:
Scooby, an unexpected name for an overlord, has actually been performing with his human, Christian, for a few years now. Anyway, bow to Scooby, faithful readers. He is, and always has been, your leader.