Let's rank the 2018 All-Stars by how cute their pets are
There are a lot of ways to rank this year's class of All-Stars. We could do it by WAR, by time in the league or even by height. But you can click "sort" on spreadsheets yourself. Why not get a little more adventurous? We're here to rank every All-Star by … pet cuteness.
If you don't see your favorite All-Star on this list, it's not because we think his pet is ugly! Now, not every All-Star appears to have a pet, and some, like
And now, in ascending order, your 2018 All-Stars ranked by pet cuteness.
He has two dogs named Judd and Sage, and you can see them over at this 2016 story from the Dallas Morning News. Mitch, give us more dog pictures so we can rank you higher.
26. José Ramírez
Ramirez has a dog! But we need more photos of it at once.
25. Javier Báez
Maybe Max will make an appearance at the Home Run Derby to shag any fly balls Javy doesn't hit out.
Harper has two dogs - Wrigley and Tuck.
What an adorable family photo.
Back when Treinen was a National, he took a 3,200-mile road trip with his extremely chill bulldog Maxx.
Freeman also likes to travel with his pet, a cat named Nala.
Hader's dog Camden appears to love the snow.
Corbin's dog knows how to mug for the camera.
Meet and love Torres' dog, Achillies.
In 2017, the Dallas Morning News graced us all with a photo of Shin-Soo Choo and his sweet Doberman Ricky.
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Doolittle and his wife Eireann Dolan have two dogs: Stella and Sophia. But in addition to being extremely cute, they are also, uh ... gassy.
Gennett's dog Leo may be the size of Gennett himself, but isn't as good at baseball.
Verlander and Kate Upton's dog Harley has excellent taste in accessories.
Hazel is plenty cute on her own, but Haniger's dog gets a bit of a bump thanks to her puppy cousin.
Chapin is so pleased to be Buster's best friend!
Dom may be releasing an album soon. Jeffress is both his hype man and album artist.
Look at Lindor, Paco and Paco's son. Are you smiling now? You definitely are.
Judge's puppy's ear is quirked because it can tell we're talking about it.
Look how thrilled Foltynewicz's dog Rookie is to be on this list!
Machado's dogs can take selfies. That's impressive.
Trout's dog Juno can detect an imposter when she sees one.
This puppy loves Bregman so much it's melting.
Abreu's dog Limbo is extremely affectionate.
The ears! Look at the ears!
We are kitties and Wilsy's a baby.. Couldn't be more perfect! Happy Halloween! Lol pic.twitter.com/wr0hz2WKvh— EmilyGreinke (@StyledbyEm) November 1, 2015
Greinke and his wife Emily love their cat Wilsy so, so much.
Scherzer and his wife Erica have four dogs! Four! They cannot help but top the list, because they have an entire pack's worth of cuteness.