Lance McCullers has a future in journalism with this hard-hitting beard question for Dallas Keuchel
Albert Belle dreamed of being a doctor. Thad Bosley recorded a gospel album. Apparently
"Dallas, your beard looks really great tonight," McCullers said. "What do you attribute that to?"
"The younger guys have nicely shaped beards," Keuchel answered. "I gotta keep my game up."
While we always thought that competition between players for roster spaces was competitive, turns out that beard shaping is just as cutthroat (get it? Because you might cut your throat while shaving? Ah, forget it).