David Ortiz spent his Saturday night hanging out with some Oompa Loompas
What does one of the game's greatest DH's do in his first offseason as a retired player? Well, if David Ortiz is any guide, first you cut a commercial and then ... hang out with some oompa loompas?
Big brother & sister event�� pic.twitter.com/ut2lM04WUk- David Ortiz (@davidortiz) February 5, 2017
Granted, Ortiz was with them for a charity event, but we still have to assume that the green-haired chocolate makers tried to recruit the slugger.
If successful, we imagine their new verse would go a little something like this:
Someone call the Roald Dahl estate. We need to get this sequel greenlit ASAP.