Wings, batter! Pitch zooms by flying seagull
Back in June, new A's team president Dave Kaval introduced the wonderfully named Falcon McFalconface -- a hawk-shaped kite that would patrol the skies and hopefully reign in the seagulls that had a habit of posting up at the Coliseum.
For a while, things looked good. McFalconface even displayed a pun-tastic social media presence:
This team is talon-ted.— Falcon McFalconface (@mcfalconface) June 18, 2017
But alas, during the A's 6-5 win over the Twins on Sunday, they reemerged -- and this time, not even our french fries were safe:
Quick, somebody get Randy Johnson on the line.