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Watch David Ortiz crash children's birthday parties and crush some piñatas

While putting together a final season that is shaping up to be one of the best ever, David Ortiz has finally given us a glimpse at one of his many possible post-MLB careers: Professional birthday-party piñata smasher.

Who better to go around demolishing piñatas and raining down candy than Big Papi and his 519 (and counting) home runs? And you can tell he knows what he's doing -- those bat flips are the mark of a man confident in his ability to burst open a papier-mâché animal. He's even given himself a title:

Although, doing it without a blindfold kind of seems unfair.
h/t Hardball Talk