This dog in a baseball uniform is the answer to the internet's 'how would a dog wear pants?' debate
If you're online frequently, you likely run into the same questions every so often. Is a hot dog a sandwich, is this dress blue or gold, and so on. These trends are the memes we argue about over and over, never fully reaching a solution that makes everybody happy. Such is the nature of the internet.
One of these questions was answered on Sunday, however, thanks to the Miami Marlins hosting a bunch of baseball dogs at Marlins Park for their game with the Braves.
For reference's sake, here's the question: How would a dog wear a pair of pants, if a dog were to wear pants? The options:
To be honest, that first suggestion is nonsense. That would require special dog pants being manufactured by pants companies, and who has time for that? If a dog could just wear pants like a normal human being does, that'd be perfect.
On that note, here's Rudy. He's perfect. He's in a full baseball uniform -- with pants -- at the Marlins game, and he looks like a total champ. He's only missing a cap, but I'll allow it since it's tough for a dog to wear a cap.
Good boys in baseball pants >>>>>>> 😍 pic.twitter.com/16bcVHfDA6— Miami Marlins (@Marlins) August 11, 2019
That's it. You can't un-see that. That's how a dog would wear pants if dogs wore pants on a regular basis. Look at Rudy! He looks so good. He's a good boy.
Consider this meme over. Debate answered. Next question!
Finally, an answer pic.twitter.com/XnyBScqB5q— Cut4 (@Cut4) August 11, 2019
Adrian Garro joined MLB.com in 2016. Throughout his travels, both Bartolo Colon and Vin Scully have placed their hands on his shoulders. Not at the same time, though. That'd be amazing.