Get your first look at the Mariners' truly delightful James Paxton fanny packs
One of the true joys of every offseason is poring over promotional schedules for the next year -- which team will come up with the most outrageous throwback or bobblehead? With all due respect to Jedi
Throw on your overalls and grab your mood ring. '90s Night is May 5th, 2018 at @SafecoField—with James Paxton Fanny Packs.— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) November 16, 2017
All single-game 🎟️ are on sale Saturday at 10 a.m. https://t.co/xv2Z4akj2o pic.twitter.com/QuBIt8dUXE
Because really, who wouldn't love the idea of one of baseball's strangest aces -- all 6-foot-4 of him -- wearing a fanny pack? (Or even a fanny Paxton. We'll show ourselves out.)
But the initial announcement left one thing out: an actual photo of the pack in question. So, for months, we waited and wondered what it might look like. On Friday afternoon, we finally got out answer -- and it's spectacular:
Between the teal and the face pattern, this is guaranteed to bring the pack back.