The Braves were trapped in an elevator after Tuesday's game
When the elevator door shuts, you're at the mercy of a power out of your control: that little metal box, hung upon suspension wires hurtling through the innards of a building running solely on faith, or electricity, I guess. I dunno. I'm not an elevator engineer. The simple fact is, when they stop working, they stop working.
That's exactly what happened after the Braves' 7-1 win against the Rockies in Colorado on Tuesday night. Half the team got caught in an elevator and could only climb out after being rescued by the fire department:
Now, we'll just have to wait and see if the Rockies have installed a Tower of Terror-style trick elevator to intimidate their competition. I'm hoping that's the case.
Michael Clair writes about baseball for Cut4. He believes stirrup socks are an integral part of every formal outfit and Adam Dunn's pitching performance was baseball's greatest moment.