Mets broadcaster Keith Hernandez absolutely roasted these dancing bros at the Giants game
There's listening to your average baseball broadcaster, and there's listening to Keith Hernandez. You see, unlike other game callers, the Mets and Seinfeld legend doesn't always stick to what's happening on the field. He'll charge his car using the SNY truck, talk about his cat, will forget to silence his phone and will basically muse upon anything that enters his mind. He is a national treasure and should be regarded as such.
On Saturday, Hernandez's attention was drawn to some dudes hanging out on a boat and dancing, presumably hoping to get some romantic attention from the other boatgoers.
Asked for his take, Hernandez said simply, "I know those two don't have a chance."
Doesn't matter if those guys were wearing sunscreen, because they just got burned.
Michael Clair writes about baseball for Cut4. He believes stirrup socks are an integral part of every formal outfit and Adam Dunn's pitching performance was baseball's greatest moment.