Troy Tulowitzki homered under the watchful eye of two giraffes
Were these giraffes actually scouts in disguise, or just huge Tarpons supporters? Either way, they looked to be extremely focused on Tulowitzki's success. Faced with this intense pressure, Tulowitzki rose to the challenge in his first at-bat with a two-run blast.
The animal kingdom is proud of you, Tulo. So is Geoffrey.
Well glad Geoffrey is enjoying retirement pic.twitter.com/1uLFb78pfx— All We Know is Pain (@OptimisticKnick) May 1, 2019
Hat tip to Max Wildstein.
Andrew Mearns is a writer for Cut4 whose baseball obsession was born from the shattered dreams of Mike Mussina's perfect game attempt in 2001. He has a startling memory of World Series highlights that barely functions as a party trick.