The Blue Jays celebrated Elvis Luciano's first win with the most disgusting 'bath' ever
While one young phenom was getting all the press in Toronto this weekend, there was another 19-year-old making news for the Blue Jays. Elvis Luciano, who won't exit his teenage years until next winter, earned the victory in Toronto's 5-4 comeback win over the A's on Sunday. He became the youngest pitcher to ever win a game for the team.
How does one celebrate such an accomplishment? Perhaps with a pizza party? A jug of Gatorade over the head? Oh, absolutely not. How about a human stew of baby powder, milk and who knows what else.
I wonder what Mary Berry would say about this recipe.
Michael Clair writes about baseball for Cut4. He believes stirrup socks are an integral part of every formal outfit and Adam Dunn's pitching performance was baseball's greatest moment.