How's your family holiday card this year? Good? Great? The best one you've ever had?

Well, I'm sorry, but there's no way you topped the time, effort and execution of CC Sabathia and his family this season.

Yes, paying homage to the old 1990's product and crazily-addictive jingle, the Sabathias are human Chia Pets. And, if we're not mistaken, the Sabathias are not just sending Chia Pet cards to friends, but actual little Sabathias (Sabathchias?) they can grow in their own homes.

We thought the Sabathias' Christmas card game couldn't be topped before, but they continue to outdo themselves.