Gerrit Cole. James Paxton. Masahiro Tanaka. J.A. Happ. Add it all up and what do you have? I mean, sure, a front-line starting staff that has the Yankees pegged to be one of the league's front-runners this season, but much more importantly, you've got the cast necessary for the kind of wretched local ads that dominate daytime TV.
Seemingly hiring Cramblin Duvet Advertising for this one, Gerrit Cole stars as the head of Whiff's Auto Body. They're the best dang (tire) rotation service in the business.
And while Paxton has since shaved it off, can you imagine this commercial being as good if he didn't have the mustache?
Be sure to stick around for the end as Ron "Louisiana Lightning" Guidry makes a cameo.