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A Christmas Story: Rangers Edition

Give Derek Holland an Academy Award right now. Maybe throw in an Emmy just for fun. He's flawlessly re-enacted scenes from Dumb and Dumber, landing a role in the sequel, and now the holiday classic A Christmas Story. Seriously, though, Elvis, not a cool move on the triple dog dare. You're better than that.

Give Derek Holland an Academy Award right now. Maybe throw in an Emmy just for fun. He's flawlessly re-enacted scenes from Dumb and Dumber, landing a role in the sequel, and now the holiday classic A Christmas Story. Seriously, though, Elvis, not a cool move on the triple dog dare. You're better than that.

Texas winter wonderland, indeed.