An Open Letter to Mr. Hunter Pence

Hunter,

Hopefully, this letter finds you well leading into the 2012 season. I am writing to you in response to your Twitter request for your new walk-up song. I know I've already exceeded my 140-character limit in my response so please bear with me.

While there are many great songs that baseball players have used to hype themselves and the crowd up, I suggest you do something that has never been done before. Take an original song and tailor the lyrics to you.

Thus, my suggestion would be..

The 'Power Rangers' Theme Song.

Changing the lyrics to..

Go, Go Hunter Pence!

Go, Go Hunter Pence!

Go, Go Hunter Pence! Mighty Morphin' Hunter Pence!

#LetsGoEat

-Gordon